Thursday, November 18, 2010

You Know You're A Mom When.....

I needed a laugh today.

I've seen these lists everywhere and this one just fits me to a tee...

You know your a mom when.....

1. You have signed a check with a crayon.
2. There is a smell in your car that smells like something crawled in and died.
3. You are just as surprised when you sleep through the night as when your child does.
4. You consider it a major triumph if you shower by noon.
5. You stick a pacifier in your mouth to clean it off.
6. The only quiet place in the house is the bathroom (hopefully).
7. Everything you ever need is on the floor of your car.
8. You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
9. You cling to the high moral ground on toy weapons; your child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
10. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.

and a bonus...
11. You excuse yourself in a room (full of adults) to go potty.



1 comment:

  1. ha, ha, ha, hilarious!!!

    How else would you clean off a paci?!
    And how did you know my secret, quiet place of refuge?!
    and I love, love, love the "I'll be right back--need to go potty"
    giggle

    ReplyDelete

In the joy of following our Heavenly Father, we sometimes choose to proceed with a whisper, a verse, or a downright shove...no matter how we follow Him, the momentum that follows is like nothing we've ever experienced before.

Join the momentum...it is a beautiful place to be. It's not always easy, but then the best things never are.

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